THE TENETS OF GAUS
SEMPER FIDELIS
We believe everything Leader says is truth; we never doubt or question, regardless of proof otherwise. The more Leader says something, the more we know it’s true. When Leader changes his mind, we change our minds. We condone and promote all actions taken by Leader.
AMERICA FOR AMERICANS
We believe America is a Christian nation. We believe America is an Anglo-Saxon nation. We believe the multicultural, multiethnic hellhole our country has devolved into must be saved. We believe all Americans should share our beliefs.
DEFEND THE HOMELAND
We believe all immigrants are illegal aliens. We believe all illegal aliens are criminals and rapists who have poisoned the blood of the greatest country in the world. We support eradicating our country of all illegal aliens by any means necessary.
QUID PRO QUO
We honor Leader’s modus operandi. We support strong arming any entity into doing what Leader wants. We believe making threats, filing lawsuits, and withholding funds are the most fair and just methods Leader can employ. We believe compliance should be rewarded.
OWN THE LIBS
We believe anger, aggression, antagonism, and petty insults are the most effective forms of communication. We believe being performative and provocative demonstrates power and authority. We seek to own the libs; we do not seek to solve problems.